How To Make People Mad

Thursday, November 12, 2009 - Me, Rant, Thoughts

Have you ever wanted to make someone really mad without doing anything that could come back to bite you on the butt?

Of course you have!  Even if you don’t want to admit it, if you are human, then you have wanted (at least once) to really piss someone off!

However, most ways that people try to make others mad will have consequences that you don’t want to face.  Therefore, I have decided to let you in on my secret method of making people angry with little or no effort on your part!

Most people would charge you hundreds if not thousands of dollars for this little secret, but here, and only here, can you find this secret for the low, low price of $0.00.  :-p

Haha!  Okay, that was fun.  Seriously, though, angering people is very simple and it’s even in your best interest!  Well, my way is, anyway!  :-D

Here it comes…

The big secret…

Be happy!

Nothing makes random people more angry than to see someone who is happy even while they’re complaining.  Or rather, especially while they’re complaining.

I think that what makes them most upset is that they obviously can’t say “stop being happy while I’m whining to you” because that makes them the bad guy.

I make people angry all the time based on the simple fact that I’m happy with my life, with myself, and with the people close to me.

Is it right that I use my happiness to annoy and anger others?  Maybe, maybe not.

Is it wrong for me to go out of my way to be unhappy so that the people who will be angered at my happiness won’t be angry? Yes, it is!  There is no way I would ever make myself miserable just so that I don’t make someone upset.  I wouldn’t even pretend to be miserable for anyone’s sake.

So, why is it that people get angry at someone’s happiness?

In a nutshell, jealousy.  You know, the whole “grass is always greener” deal?  Yeah, that’s it.  Sad, isn’t it?  But, luckily for me, I don’t care.

Oh yeah, there’s another way to anger the masses.  Don’t care.

I’m not saying “don’t care about the kitty that just got hit by a car” or “don’t care about the little boy who doesn’t have a mommy.”  I’m saying, “Don’t care about what they think!”

If the only opinions that genuinely matter to you are the opinions of yourself and those closest to you, then you’ll continue pissing off loads of people!

Hmm, I was thinking of something else, but it just slipped out of my mind.  And that’s okay, because it happens sometimes, and it also happens that I have to get going!

Enjoy these thoughts and take pride in making other people angry!  As long as you aren’t going out of your way to do so.

After all, if you are wasting your time to go out of your way to anger someone, that gives them a sense of importance and doesn’t anger them in the way that you would hope.  It might annoy them, but they still know that you took time out of your life to bestow it them.  You prioritized them over everything else in your life either because you have no life or because they are important to you for one reason or another whether you choose to admit it or not.

Have a great day everyone!  I know I will!  ;-)

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