“The Hostile Hospital” by Lemony Snicket

Thursday, November 03, 2011 - Book Reading
“The Hostile Hospital” by Lemony Snicket

Back of the Book:

Fleeing the village of VFD, after some time in the Deluxe cell for a murder they did not commit, the Baudelaires hide with the Volunteers Fighting Disease on their way to the Heimlich Hospital. Addressed by Babs, who can only be contacted through an intercom speaker on a desk, the orphans start work with the near-sighted Hal in the hospital library of records. Hal says he remembers a file in the records to do with the Snicket fires, but before the children can find it, Babs is suddenly replace by Mattathias – none other than Count Olaf – who plans to inspect every employee in the hospital. Staying late to find the file, the Baudelaires find a picture of their parents with Jacques Snicket, and another, partly obscured figure who may be a writer. But at that moment Esme Squalor arrives – Klaus and Sunny escape, but Violet is led to the operating theatre for a cranioectomy. Disguising themselves, Klaus and Sunny manage to rescue the unconscious Violet, but not before Esme has set fire to the library of records, adding arson to the false charges now facing the children. Chased through the now burning hospital, they make their escape, only to discover that the only way out is to hide in the trunk of Count Olaf’s car – possibly the most dangerous place of all.

Ana Mardoll’s Review on

If you’ve loved the series so far, you’ll love the engaging writing and increased creepiness of this one, but if you’re getting tired of the basic plot premise then this book isn’t going to be a breath of fresh air. (read the entire review here)

Pages: 272

Published: 2001-09-01

Format Read: ebook

[xrr rating=2.0/5]

The very worst thing about this book is the continued exaggerated stupidity of adults. We get it! They’re idiots in your world! There’s no reason to continue bashing us over the head with it!

The very best thing about this book is the break in the formula. The Baudelaires have run away and attempt to fend for themselves instead of being placed with yet another ineffectual guardian. That, however, is the only change. Everything else is the same.


This book will be placed under the 2011 E-Book Reading Challenge, the 2011 Fantasy Reading Challenge, and the Full Steampunk Ahead.

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